Rural Dictionary

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by Francisco July 31, 2003

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Slang originating in the 1970's for a member of the Unification church aka WorldCARP, created by Rev. Sun Myung Moon. He claims to be the reincarnation of Jesus Christ and equal to God. Moonies often target young, clean, ambitious people for their cult. They often use shady practices but claim innocent motives (world peace, anti-communism, etc).

Fast Facts:

They control over financial 1000 organizations around the world including the Washington Times.

Sun Myung Moon is highly superstitious, and uses psychics and occultic rituals for guidance.

Marriages are often arranged, and are sometimes used for people to gain citizenships in other countries. Newlywed couples are even told what positions to use for sex.

Moon wants to establish a New World Order and believes Koreans are the divine race.

"The whole world is in my hand, I will conquer and subjugate the world."
(Sun Myung Moon, Master Speaks, May 17, 1973)

These moonies keep asking me if I want to take a "survey", why don't they just leave me alone already!?

by Francisco March 10, 2005

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dfl

dead fuckin last. as in a sporting event or race. or anything else you can get last in.

Frank just got a DFL at the race.

by Francisco December 8, 2003

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twacker

a user of the drug methamphetamine who has not forgotten that he/she uses methamphetamine, thereby making them somewhat immune to the paranoid delusions and hallucinations often associated with the drug

The twacker felt the person looked very familiar, but was able to dismiss the thought before saying anything due to his self-recognized "up for three days" status.

by Francisco March 28, 2004

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