gash plaster

Sanitary towel. A sheet of plasticky cotton-wool with wings on it that you buy from the chemist, put inside womens undergarmetnts in order to catch all the bloody mess that comes out of the vagina during lady-time

Dude#1: Phew! Whats that smell?

Dude#2: Oh it's just Stacey. I think it's time to change her gash plaster.

Lady paste

Term used to describe the creamy residue secreted from a female vagina, found on the gentlemans penis after sex.

Ruddy heck, look at all that lady paste on my cock!