ass vape

To deposit silent but deadly butt gas in someone's face when they are not expecting it...To deposit silent but deadly butt gas in someone's face when they are not expecting it...

I just hit that table of diners with some sick ass vape when I walked by...

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Fun Phone

Opposite of work phone...
A second phone carried for sneaky purposes...
Usually used for porn, sexy photos, cheating on spouse...

I met this really hot chick last night and I saved her number in my fun phone.
I'm gonna send her some nudes later...

turd nest

To lay out toilet paper or tissues in the toilet for your shit to land on when it comes out of your ass. This usually minimizes swirl marks in the bowl upon flushing.

I laid out a nice turd nest when I was about to take a shit.

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