National Kasey Day

February 3rd. A day dedicated to people whose parents know that Kasey is spelled with a k and not a c.

Person 1: Hey mike! Did you know its National Kasey Day?
Mike: Really? I should go buy a gift for Kasey.
Person 1: can we beat casey on the way?

Distalgia

A feeling of longing or nostalgia for something that has never existed and/or could never exist in the first place.

I feel distalgia when I listen to old bands, even though I wasn't alive when they were popular.

I felt distalgic in an old style coffee shop, though I'd never been to one before.

I feel distalgia when I think of a life in the country, but I have never lived far from a city.