horizon

A woman's neck and shoulders. Most women will toss you in the rejection bin if they notice your eyes wandering below the horizon upon first meeting.

"Hi, nice to meet you."
(Unfortunately, you become dazzled by her well-filled black sequin tank top.)
"Excuse me, my eyes are up here. Buh bye."
(Damn, got shot down below the horizon again.)

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i can has

1: Lolcat slang for "Can I have?" First used in the expression "i can has cheezburger?" but obviously applicable to other situations.

2: The equivalent of #include in Lolcode.

1: Oh noes, the government is wiretapping me again. I can has new prezdent?

2: (I) CAN HAS STDIO?

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hangout

A place where people can hang out. Duh.

After a long night in chinatown, my favorite hangout is a little karaoke bar on grand street.

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sanctity of marriage

The supposed reason why fundies oppose gay marriage. Then they cheat on their spouses, hook up in bathroom stalls, etc.

In the USA, the lowest divorce rates are in blue states (#1 is Massachusetts), and the highest divorce rates are in red states. Somehow it's the fault of those evil homosexuals.

Vito Fossella voted for the No Gay Marriage amendment, then flew home to impregnate his mistress. Do as I say, not as I do! That's the sanctity of marriage for you.

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GOOMHR

"Get Out Of My Head, Randall."

An exclamation stated by many readers of Randall Munroe's xkcd webcomic, upon seeing that the latest comic is (yet again) directly relevant to their current life situation.

Beret guy used Rice Krispies to escape the raptors? GOOMHR!

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bucookie

A humor-porn parody of bukake, wherein the victim is surrounded by dickerdoodles or other phallic foods, then shot in the face with frosting, cream, etc. Framed bucookie photos make a great gift for mom!

"Each year you guys impress me with your depravity. Last year saw the invention of the "bucookie" genre, a frosting fantasy that was played out in many a submission." - Gabe of Penny Arcade

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cleanup

A supposed feature of Urban Dictionary that should let long-time editors remove stupid vanity defs from the DB. However, it quietly stopped working months ago.

thousands of defs in dire need of cleanup: sindler, Scerbo, chicago chili dog, etc

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