Santa

According to Quantum Mechanics Saint Nick is a Microb That Can Travel At The Speed Of Atoms to Deliver gifts Speaking of Atoms In Some Cases The Speed Of Atoms Travels Faster Then The Speed Of Light And His Slay Is Flown by a Micro Rangifer tarandus (reindeer) and they fly by friction of the speed travelling fast enough to lift of the ground like an airplane And one of the reindeer noses is lit up by bioluminescence in its nose genes to light up sinces microb's can baerely see at 2:00 AM when children are sleeping in fact they are so small that star's are so spaced apart that its hard to see the stars

Look it's Santa mommy...oh wait I cant see him he's is tiny