Bonzai skiing

Skiing when there isn't enough snow. Small tree, pine tree and plant tops (which look just like bonzai's) become apparent together with rocks. Generally bonzai skiing designates uggly snow skiing conditions.

Jim: How was the snow skiing last week?
Buddy: Very bad. Few snow, plenty of plants and rocks. Guess we had our share of Bonzai skiing.

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Doing a DSK

DSK

To do a DSK

Action of forcing a women to engage in sexual activities or to provide sexual favors. Force can be physical but doesn't strictly have to be physical.

In some cases, men engaging in a DSK agree to provide their female counterpart with various advantages including cash, promotions, career steps and influence. Men doing DSK's must be very prominent political or economical figures.

Typically, men convicted in the US of a DSK where physical force was present (DSK-felons) will spend 5 to 20 years in prison, pending on cases. Conviction are much more likely when evidence of physical force was present.

This is very different on the other side of the Atlantic Ocean. In France, for instance, DSK's remain part of the political culture. Political power and influence of male politicians have been shown to grow stronger with their greater amount of DSK occurrences. Yet DSK occurrences are generally covered up at the highest level and accepted by the French judiciary system.

The Senator James ZYZ of the State of XY stepped down after allegations of doing a DSK on two staff members since being in office. It is not sure whether physical force was used during the DSK.

Both staff members were compensated and agreed to withdraw their complaint, while the monies associated with the deal remain unknown.

The criminal investigation is pending and since Mr. ZYZ stepped down, and already faces the end of his political career, charges may be dropped.

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Russians

To have the Russians. To be on (her, my) Russians.

To have (the, her, my) Russians going on.

Meaning: the condition of a menstruating woman; to have (her, my) periods.

The analogy is believed to come from the color of blood as compared to the red color, the dominant communist color during the Soviet era. It may also come from the fact these circumstances may appear annoying at first, although are not an obstacle or true inconvenience, when the situation calls for it (such as the need or craving for doing sports or having sex).

(1)
- She would not do it that night, dude...
- Why is that ?
- She said she had the Russians going on...
- Too bad indeed. Mine wouldn't mind about that.

(2)
- I'd rather give you a blow than let you mess with my Russians

(3)
- Let's go have fun at my place, babe!
- Dude, you turn me on so bad I can't say no to that... Must tell ya though.. I got the Russians going on tonight, is that OK ?
- Absolutely! I'm gonna go kick their ass big time. Not an issue for me plus you're so hot I can't help it.

(4)

Jessica : Are you joining us in the pool or what?
Jennifer : Russians going on. Day 2. I'd rather not today.

(5)

Whitney: Taking the pill got my Russians under control.

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