Tree-Fence

A row of trees so close to each other that it forms a natural fence or perimeter around someone’s property

We sure got lucky when we bought this property since it has a natural tree-fence so it saved us the cost of putting up a fence.

springtanyon

A hoe native to Springfield, Or who’s genitalia is so wide and large and is known to eat tweakers whole.

I was trying to fuck this bitch from Springtanyon but she had such a gaper i fell in and got lost for years.

mehnipulize

To take the action of taking someone’s nipple into your mouth when they are mad you caught them lying

“ Dude…i totally had to mehnipulize my girl yesterday when I discovered the truth about her and her friend Alex from work. I had no choice but show her how she hurt me.”

Dirt-tantiful

A suntan that ends up just being dirt that washes off

“I was complimented on my tan but when I got home and took a shower it was actually just dirt that washed off, it’s just a dirt-tantiful skin bronzer”

It’s Derek

Its what you call a man who’s Dick your sucking on your knees when after daydreaming you snap back to reality and forgot who’s dick it belongs to.

“ I wonder who will be at the family reunion? Oh shit I’m sucking this guys dick but who’s dick is it? Ok girl down and then look up……oh look, it’s Derek”