Cocoanuim

Similair to coke, But it is allowed in schools because it sounds smart.

Cocoanuim is also purified into a element, Number 69420

Mr. filbert and I snorted a HUGE load on cocoanuim this morning, He made it fresh from the oven..

Is that all they told you?

Yes officer

Bean

Not Bean(s) but just a bean for the small-mouthed

Pass me a Bean mum.

fortofied

Its called "fortified"

only first graders say fortofied

Soft drive

Similar to a hard drive, except it’s wet and bloody. It surprisingly fits perfectly well into X AE A-XII.

Dude did you hear Elon musk just bought 30% of the soft drive companyTM

Nah bro I didn’t, he should just give his son REGULAR organs.

hair flop

Something that every long-Haired person had. It’s that wet hair that they leave on the shower walls.

Doctor: you have to stop eating your wife’s hair flop

Me: BUT IT TASTES SO GOOD