Soft drive

Similar to a hard drive, except it’s wet and bloody. It surprisingly fits perfectly well into X AE A-XII.

Dude did you hear Elon musk just bought 30% of the soft drive companyTM

Nah bro I didn’t, he should just give his son REGULAR organs.

Cocoanuim

Similair to coke, But it is allowed in schools because it sounds smart.

Cocoanuim is also purified into a element, Number 69420

Mr. filbert and I snorted a HUGE load on cocoanuim this morning, He made it fresh from the oven..

Is that all they told you?

Yes officer

fortofied

Its called "fortified"

only first graders say fortofied

Bean

Not Bean(s) but just a bean for the small-mouthed

Pass me a Bean mum.

hair flop

Something that every long-Haired person had. It’s that wet hair that they leave on the shower walls.

Doctor: you have to stop eating your wife’s hair flop

Me: BUT IT TASTES SO GOOD