stark

bender who looks like shrek and always says UR MAW he is a dumfuk and supports the shittest team ever (pars)and is gay with scott

ur almost as gay as stark
not possible stark is the gayest muthafuka around

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Vespa Platinum

A Girl that you would fuck, and only tell a few people, usually best friends.

Guy 1: Ya, I'd do her, but I prolly wouldn't tell anyone.
Guy 2: Naw, She's a Vespa Platinum, I'd tell a few people.

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beansnap

1) A nice, quick handjob, given for the sole satisfaction of the male, the main goal being to snap one off quickly before leaving and not calling the girl back.

2) Used as part of a rugby cheer. The definition is the same as above, and is used in combination to form a rugby cheer of unheard of proportions

1) Man, I got my beansnapped by Shantzy's sister last night, it was intense!!

2) RUGGER, RUGGER, RUGGER, BEANSNAP!!

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Strikeout

A Strikeout is possibly one of the most brilliant and best ways to get totally inebriated. The person in question must have ready a fully loaded Bong, a shot of his or her favourite liquor, and a pint of his or her favourite Beer.

The person in question then lights the bowl, takes a nice, long bong hit, then puts the bong down. While holding the weed smoke in, the person proceeds to take the shot of liquor back and then chugs the beer back. After they finish the beer, they exhale the weed smoke.

Guy #1: Man, what a sick party last night eh?
Guy #2: Yeah man, did you see us all doing those Strikeouts? It was so sick!
Guy #1: Dude, I was doing them with you! They must have fucked you up beyong belief
Guy #2: Hells yeah

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skeezer

Term used by a large black man on Jerry Springer to describe a fat, ugly trailer trash female who was banging her newphew

Black Guy - "You a dirty Skeezer!"
Crowd - "SKEEZER! SKEEZER! SKEEZER!"

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Vespa

1) A vehicle that you will drive, but tell no one that you do

2) Someone that you would fuck, but not tell anyone you did

1) I don't drive a Vespa!

2) Sure, I'll fuck you, you damn Vespa

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Hussey Style Nap

To take a nap, but instead of just sleeping, masturbating before you try to sleep, effectly tiring you out and allowing you to get to sleep faster.

Dan: Yo, I'm off to take a nap
Nate: Hussey Style?
Dan: You know it. Peace
Nate: Peace

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