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An adjective that implies something is superior, used by sales staff who want to sound technical. From the ads for the Swedish Sleep System that state that the beds are made with "visco-elastic memory foam" supposedly endorsed by the "space foundation" (which is actually an invention of the visco-elastic memory foam bed industry).
Try our new visco-elastic garlic breadsticks!
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A child under the age of two years, riding on his parents lap in an airliner for free. See "Laptop Computer"
The plane had a crew of six, with 127 passengers and 15 laptop commuters.
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One who bucks the zeitgeist and listens to a CD player instead of MP3s.
That fellow is an ipodoclast.
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Hey, that ant is going to the antpharm, I bet he's gonna buy some drugs!
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A college drinking game, popular in the 1980s. Students would sit around watching old Bob Newhart re-runs, and whenever anyone said "Hi Bob" everyone had to take a drink.
"Hi Bob!" Drink. What kind of example do you need?
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The "Stranger" is a sex act, whereby a person sits on his hand until it is numb before masturbating, so that it will feel as though someone else is giving him a handjob.
The "Reverse Stranger" is the act of sitting on your own genitals until they are numb, so that when you masturbate it feels like you are pleasuring another person.
Doing the "Reverse Stranger" can lead to acute thrombosis.
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A long, elastic strand of mucus that dangles from a sick child's nostril when the child cries. This slimy yo-yo often gets sucked up into the nose when the child inhales between shrieks, only to reappear when the wailing continues. Since it's entertaining for adults to watch this, the child assumes your expression of delight is in response to their distress, which only increases the volume and intensity of the tantrum. It's a viscious (and viscous) cycle which might end on a clock-tower with a high-powered rifle.
Jeez, lady, wipe your kid's noserope!
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