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A tv show with Bob Newhart on it.
he lived in vermont with his lovers, Darrell and Darrell and Darrell. Newhart died of leg cancer.
Friend 1: Hey did you watch Newhart?
Friend 2: No, I was beating my son.
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A genetic disorder causing the fetus to grow rather small genitals, and resulting in social awkwardness and a lack of conversational prowess. The latter affect tends to kick in around the time of puberty.
"Oh shucks, Mary-Anne, did you hear that bobby has will newhart? I didn't see that one coming."
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A comedian noted for his stuttering delivery. Starred in several successful TV series during the 1970s and 80s, all of which involved his name in some way, including "Bob," "Bob Newhart," and "Newhart," which used to run ad nauseum on Nick at Nite during the 1990s after all the kids' shows were over. Once did a hilarious guest spot on The Simpsons where he delivered Krusty the Klown's eulogy. "I'm j-just h-here f-for another-nother funeral."
Well, it's 7 pm on Nickelodeon, which means the Bob Newhart show must be on.
A school were all the girls are sluts andwhores and all the guys are douche bags. Also all the teachers are annoying and old. Most of the girls are self centered and think that they are popular when the only reason people know who they are is because they give blow jobs like everyday. then there is the girls that everyone knows but are nice..... then there is the group that is small but everyone knows who they are but they arent that nice..... some of them are fat and some are anorexic some are very very short and some are very very tall. All the eight graders hate the school and cant wait to go to capo and all the 6th graders are annoying but the 7th graders think that they are soo cool because they play spin the bottle.
guy 1: hey did you get head last night?
Guy2: yes! it felt so good!
Guy 1: all the girls at newhart middle school are soooooo easy!
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Da way a dude humorously familiarizes you wif da three different "members" of his guy-junk --- "This is Larry; this is his brother Darryl, and this is his OTHER brother Darryl."
Ladies say dat they want a man who is "kind, caring, intelligent, and funny". Well, if your new guy-friend performs a "Newhart" genitals-introduction prior to first having sex wif you, it may not say much about his kindness or caring, but it sure-as-shootin' shows dat he has da intelligence and sense-of-humor portions of his personality down pat!.
A guy who has a one incher. He gets no girls and will be a virgin forever. He is also gay but doesn’t know it
Timothy Newhart is gay