One. Single. Orange.

The one guy you think is attractive until you sit next to him on a plane and all he does is watch Big Bang Theory and look at pictures of single orange slices (just like the one you see on a pint of Blue Moon) on Facebook.

J: Man he is a cutie!
Sally: Yea, he is!
*Thirty minutes into the flight, look over and see him watching Big Bang Theory and looking at oranges.*
J: He is One. Single. Orange.