I'm pregnant

A popular excuse used by women to stop a boyfriend, husband, fiancée, etc from playing COD any longer.

Girl: "Honey, how long are you going to play that stupid game?"

Guy: "Just put it in the fridge and I'll heat it up later."

Girl: "Are you even listening to me?... I'm pregnant."

Guy: "You're just saying that to get me to come upstairs."

Girl: "ugh" and walks away

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