Go get some milk

Something you usually hear from your dad before he leaves you and comes back after you’ve become a famous football player

*child is born*
Dad: Sees child
Dad: Alright hun, you stay here while I go get some milk from the store

Dad: Sprints out of hospital and flies out of state

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Drean

Did you accidentally hit the ‘n’ key because you have a small keyboard on your phone? noob

Person 1: My favorite youtuber is Drean!
Person 2: Lol loser, you just spelled Dream wrong
Person 1: We’re not talking online... we’re at a park

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