pussy scabs

When you get high on coke, and your dick becomes as hard and sharp as a samurai sword. Then when you fuck your bitch, you slice up her pussy. Then you cum in that bloody mess. When it all dries that bitch has pussy scabs.

Joe: Man, my coke dick sliced that pussy up!
Fred: What did you do?
Joe: I just left her with some pussy scabs

11👍 1👎

buffalo bill ballsack

When it is a hot day outside, and your balls ride on each other and the inside of your thighs. The result is a chafed up ball sack. The Buffalo Bill Ballsack isn't fully complete however, until you get an erection and put a little cowboy hat on the tip of your penis.

Joe: Holy cow, it's like 100 degrees out here!
Fred: Yea i'm getting a major Buffalo Bill Ballsack.

4👍 5👎

kim jong uning

When a man goes on a crazy sex rampage and fucks every female thing that he sees. He impregnates all of them and they all thoroughly enjoy it.

The man is now father of 56 kids and 9 puppies 4 cats and a bird after he went Kim Jong Uning awhile ago.

25👍 4👎