Minnesnowtan

someone who has resided or currently resides in the state of Minnesnowta

Minnesnowtans enjoy activities such as skiing, ice fishing, snowball fights, hockey, and being cold, and they have no knowledge of weather above 50℉. Many Minnesnowtans also have a rich Minnesnowtan accent don't ya know, eh?

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Second base on an error

1) In literal terms: when the runner, in baseball, reaches second because of an error committed by the opposing team

2) Getting to second base by accidentally brushing against a women's breasts.

1) The batter got a base hit, but the ball was overthrown, so he reached second base on an error.

2) Guy 1: How far did you go?
Guy 2: What's it called if we were making out and I accidentally brushed against her titties?
Guy 1: Haha! You totally reached second base on an error.

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chicksand

n. a relationship in which one party feels like he/she is sinking in quicksand due to how fast the relationship is moving

variations: chick-sand, chick sand

Dude, I thought this was just going to be a one night stand, but now she's moving in just a week later! I'm in total chicksand!

touché salesman

Touché is used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point, usually after contradicting the user's previous point.
Adding 'salesman' to the end provides emphasis and a bit of humor, first used by Peter Griffin in Family Guy. Although Peter was actually speaking to a salesman, one doesn't necessarily need to be speaking to a salesman for this phrase to be used.

1) Peter: I'm pretty sure we've never had a volcano either.
Salesman: Well don't you think we're overdue for one?
Peter: Touché salesman.

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L-a

a unique name pronounced 'ladasha' that parents who are truly too lazy to think of a normal name give to their unfortunate child

Doctor: Congratulations on you beautiful baby girl. What will you name her?
Shaniqua: Imma name my baby L-a (ladasha)!
Doctor: ...

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Gadhafi'd

The act of getting an object shoved up your ass. Usually done when the victim is wearing some sort of pants, so it's not to be taken literally, unless it's dealing with sex (see anal).

This term was made famous by Daniel Tosh during an episode of Tosh.0 when he showed a video of Moammar Gadhafi get sodomized by some type of sword.

1. (Tosh sneaks up behind victim and shoves object up victim's ass) You just got Gadhafi'd!

2. Guy 1: How was your date last night?
Guy 2: Totally Gadhafi'd her, bro.
Guy 3: Nice.

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