Nailsea

A shithole village in south west England that shares the Bristol postcode but is a cesspool for people who should have died 3 decades ago, and a new generation of inbred universal credit scroungers who think they're posh having coming from an affluent family, but in reality are dumb as shit and will never make above minimum wage.

The shithole village has one Greggs, one wetherspoons and a charity shop for every resident. Everyone is full of themselves and thinks the world revolves around them and their dead unwitty banter.

Friend A: Hey how come you always come to us for nights out, don't you live in Bristol?

Friend B: I live in Nailsea that pretends it's Bristol. The only exciting thing to do here is puncture old people's mobility scooters and watch them skid away.