gaybernet

The sorry excuse for Internet offered by the Motorola Q SmartPhone

Scott, get off that gaybernet and Wikipedia like a real man!

Scare It Back

In gambling, the act of risking a large sum of money in a final attempt to win back your losses

Ryan: Whoa Dan, why don’t you just stop and cut your losses.
Dan: Screw that, I’m just gunna Scare It Back!

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funky butt lovin

Term often uttered by a doctor after he is hit in the nose by a patient whose tendons have healed a little tight

Doctor: Ow! Funky butt lovin!

George: Did he say, "funky butt-loving"?

-paraphrased from the 1993 movie "Rookie of the Year"

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SOHO

A literary device used to initiate conversation with a female

SoHo…you gunna suck me off or what?

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fart taco

Name for an unfortunate vagina containing a redirected flatulence (fart)

I used to think she was hot till I opened that fart taco.

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