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Boredom is like a torture chamber. A torture chamber with no walls. A torture chamber with only a keyboard. A keyboard on which you type "qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazcvbnm."
"Oh jeez, this boredom is really wearing down on me. I seriously need something - anything - to entertain me, or I think I'll die."
A fun online drawing and typing game created by Jeremiah Freyholtz, AKA "Reed" that used to be fun for everyone until it was overrun by a terrifying horde of memes.
"What are you playing?"
"Drawception."
"Oh. Sorry, that game's not for me. Too many memes..."
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An item in Thy Dungeonman that you cannot get.
"Ye find yeself in yon dungeon. You see a FLASK
Obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH, and DENNIS.
What wouldst thou deau?"
"Get ye flask"
"You can't get ye flask!"
A line of deodorants and antiperspirants whose names are composed of the name of a wild animal e.g. "Wolf" and a random word that only remotely relates to the wild animal e.g. "Thorn" To make the name, they just smash those words together e.g. "Wolfthorn" Despite the uncreative names, most of them smell great. Scents include Wolfthorn, Bearglove, Lionpride, Hawkridge, Foxcrest, and Krakengärd.
"Hey, nice scent! What is it?"
"Thank you, it's Wolfthorn. Part of Old Spice's Wild Collection."