Dunnville

A town of inbred hillbillies who worship a giant mudcat. They revere this diety so much they devote an festival to it, not surprisingly held on the second Sunday of June. some scientists believe it is to help the locals forget Father’s Day exists, also the most confusing day in dunnville, second to Christmas Day when the beer store, Tim hortons, and McDonald’s all close. Goddamn shitshow.
Always 45 minutes from any other town on earth.

Always.

Family tree looks like a rotten telephone pole as well.

Home to a special group of people only know as the dunnville DUI club, which is basically a confusion of handies ripping around on riced out lawnmowers. Some go as far as adding LED headlights and 6” chrome spinners!

Don’t cry baby, just because we’re not datin no more don’t mean we can’t be siblings no more!

Why walk across the hall when you can fuck your mum across the room?

Wanna go out to dunnville?-said no one ever

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