Antisemite

What people who say anything bad about the state of Israel are, even if it has nothing to do with race

HOW DARE YOU SAY ISRAEL SHOULD STOP CARPETBOMBING GAZA AND KILLING BABIES? YOU ANTISEMITE!

Dum Fuk

An unintelligent Chinese person

See that Dum Fuk over there? Whenever he tries to floss his teeth, he ends up blindfolding himself instead.

Biscuit

A narcotic substance mostly abused by the British, alongside tea, at about 4.00pm each day

1234 Brits die of biscuit overdose each year

Amber Heard

When a dog steps on a bee

Did you see that? The dog just did an Amber Heard

Plato

An Italian plate

Can you pass me that plato of spaghetti please

Israel Supporters

People who laugh when someone says Americans should give back the land they stole to Native Americans, but scream and shout “ISRAEL WAS HERE 2000 YEARS AGO!” when someone says Israeli settlers have no rightful claim to Palestinian lands.

Israel supporters clog the halls of Congress and the media

Brownie

1. A chocolate-flavoured dessert.
2. (derogatory) a brown person
3. poop

I sell brownies. The dessert, not the people