MAGA-Phone

The device used to scream out mindless drivel when you want to look like a piece of shit troglodyte.

"Get the MAGA-Phone out of the back of my pick-up Jimmy-Jo, I have to scream at them Libtards over dur"

Braditude

BRADITUDE: Def. - to bring up a disheartening issue passive aggressively, then continue bringing it up for the next 4 hours. Once that 4 hours is complete, wait one hour and bring it up again to ensure everyone feels disheartened

Take that pissy Braditude somewhere else!