twerping

Twerping is when someone gets their rocks off by sitting in a warm bath, then they begin to fart. Then the individual will 'bite' at the fart bubbles or try catch them in their mouth.
This act can be enjoyed by couples, but is not always a solid foundation for a relationship.

Allison: So what are we gonna do tonight honey?

Bruce: Well dear, I'm going to run a bath and twerp for a few hours. I just had corned beef for lunch, so this should be the one I've been waiting for.

Allison: Do you still find me attractive? Can't I satisfy you anymore?

Bruce: Can't hear you dear! I'm twerping remember!?

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