Derick

Likes to have sex with artsy girls that live in his dorm area
Is sterile so he has sex all the time so he can't get em prego
have 500 accents

Guy 1: Damn that derick is a whore
Guy 2: nahhhhh he can't help that he is derick. sterile ya know?
Guy 3: duuuuuddde lucky he can have all the sex he wants.

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Gerald

The strong silent type. Very muchly of Cuban descent. Holds the universe together in his bare hands. His only weakness is water that is not deemed pure by The magical unicorn fairies of angels of God. He can be a homicidal maniac and will fuck you up. you're only warning is if he bursts into rapid fire spanish. you can run, but you won't run far because he will create a crater and it will suck your soul from yo' body!

Guy 1: F*** YOU GERALD!!!
Guy 2: dude shut the hell up! do you wanna be sucked into a soul sucking crater???
Guy 1: oh my gawd it's true...
Gerald: Voy a pisar el patio de su cuerpo que culo agujero!!!
Guy 2: don't try to run....
Guy 1: Nooooooooooo-------
Gerald: mmmmm sooooouuullllssss....

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