Free wheel

(Verb, noun)

The act of:

1- Speaking on and on about something that is not interesting at all.

2- Derive from an initial subject of discussion to something that has no relation whatsoever.

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1- "Tom did a massive free wheel rambling about this girl he met at the gas station, I had no choice but to slap him"

2- "The teacher free wheeled for an hour about the recital of his daughter, that was awful"

Free wheel ratio

See Free wheel

Equation meant to calculate the level of dullness of a speech.

Ratio =

(Number of words in a speech)
-----------(divided by)-------------
(Minimal number of words to say the exact same thing)

A ratio over 2 means that the speech is truly boring.
Quite frequent among teachers, politician and so forth.

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Oh god, this teacher is sooooo boring, his free wheel ratio was above 3

19👍 3👎