blowfish

When you get a girl to lick your asshole and you fart in her mouth her cheeks puff out like a blowfish.

She was going for the bunghole so I shot her a big blowfish.

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the backhoe

Best down outside in the backyard or a field, the backhoe is a great novelty. Get your girl in the wheel barrow position and start walking forward. Ram your cock in her so hard that her arms buckle. She will scream as she face plants in the dirt then come up and spit dirt out like a backhoe.

Mary Jane didn't talk to me for a week after I backhoed her the last time we went camping.

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