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When Christmas doesn't go as planned, as in "A Christmas Story" when Ralphie asked the Mall Santa for a Red Rider b.b. gun and was offered a "nice football" instead. Not that there's anything wrong with football.
I asked for a cheeseburger but all they had was a fish sandwich. It's a total football Christmas.
Harmless untruths, intended to comfort simple souls.
They make you feel good and are the basis for Kurt Vonnegut's fictional religion "Bokononism".
1) Prosperity is just around the corner. 2) Don't worry, you'll get back together.
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n: Something that has a mysterious, excessive, awesome quality. Like a combination of explosions, monster trucks, rock bands and free pie. Not an adjective, but a noun which is used more like a metaphor than a description. It is too important not to capitalize.
That ninja riding a bicycle while juggling knives that are on fire is total Thunder Pie.
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A weird band from Kansas City, MO that mixes weird "cowpunk" (bluegrass? rock? I don't know) music with strange costumes and bizzare multimedia presentations. Talented musicians. The leader is also known to host obscure movie nights.
Big Jeter was throwing hotdogs into the crowd and playing a slide show of themselves racing go-karts.
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To express complete agreement.
Easily abbreviated to "FT" for text messages.
Chad: Are you going to Mitchell's party?
Lilly: For totallys.
Kansas City, Kansas. The less attractive, industrial brother of Kansas City, Missouri. Often mistaken for the larger city across the river where the Chiefs and Royals play. Also, home of World's Fastest Man, Maurice Green.
Kansas City is in Missouri; KCK is a suburb.
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The reddest NFL team with the loudest fans. Known for being very competitive but rarely winning the championship or showing up for the playoffs. They live in Kansas City, MO. Arch-rival to the Raiders.
The Chiefs scored like a million points this year but still didn't make the playoffs.
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