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When you troll the night clubs for people having toilet sex and ask them can for the used condom in the hopes of getting pregnant
I'm so desperate to have a baby I'm gonna do a dirty Zondra, even if you're man is ginger
When you're not hot enough to bang one of the main band members so you have to settle for their filthiest roadie, who insists on dipping his turtle neck shit on your forehead
The lads wouldn't give me the bang last night so I had to do a dirty Cillian and let him initial my chest
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When you constantly spoof about what you do for a living just to pull a girl, it's done with out conscience, remorse or an ability to learn
How did you score your one last night?
I did a dirty Geoff and told here I was a stock broker, which I technically am.
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