Put some lipstick on it

An alternate way of asking for a blowjob.

Husband: Honey, come here and look at this.

Wife: Ugh, put that thing away.

Husband: Why don't you put some lipstick on it.

Wife: Well, okay.

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Put some lipstick on it

A way to ask for oral sex.

Husband: "Honey, come here and look at this."

Wife: "Gregory, put that thing away."

Husband: "Why don't you put some lipstick on it."

Throbsicle

A cock, that needs to be licked and sucked, like a popsicle. Sometimes AKA a Cocksicle.

Wife: "I could use a snack."

Husband: "I have the perfect thing for you"

Wife: "What's that?"

Husband: "My Throbsicle"