turdan

A length of soiled toilet paper used by a poor mufti (camel jockey) for his turban.

I can't tell if the smell is coming from the dude or his turdan!

Knuckle fucker

One who graps his penis with his hands in a white knuckle grip and vigorously jacks his cock off.

That David is such a knuckle fucker.

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