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arabic for Muslim legal scholar but also arabic slang for smart-ass or know it all ... kind of like calling someone poindexter or maybe sarcastically calling them professor
my son, the mufti, was always full of opinions
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Noun - singular and plural
Australian slang denoting any of several small and irritating breeds of dog such as the Pekingese, Shiatsu, and various long haired Miniature Terriers. Generally, the term mufti can be applied to any such animal that can be converted for use as a mop by the deft insertion of a hockey stick. Mufti are typically owned by middle aged women and have names like Mitzi, Muffy, Floppsy etc.
If that bloody mufti bites my ankle again I swear I'll drop-kick it into a gum tree!
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A hairpiece for ladies to wear over / instead of pubic hair. Usually done in novelty shapes and colours. Can also be pubic hair trimmed in novelty styles
My girlfriend got a mufti yesterday.
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The day at school when students are allowed to wear their own casual clothes as opposed to the regulated school uniforms.
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a casual eclectic mindfunk sounding music, within a working atmosphere that sounds like a cat from another plane undulating your shatners bassoon
that tune was just surreal eclectic mufty, man!
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An old or beaten up car. A car that is more than 20 years old. Sounds like it will break any minute. Usually driven by grandmothers.
John: Hey look its a mufty coming down the street
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