Subscription to life

A subscription (prescription) bought daily, monthly, annually, etc., which you need in order to live.

“Hey did you hear Jake was just diagnosed with type 1 diabetes?”
“I did, he’s got a subscription to life now.”

French Class

The time of the day where you lounge in your chair thinking about going home. You never manage to get free time, but when you do it’s the last two minutes of the class. You and your friends sit together at the same table. One Asian kid, a European, at least one American, and a pair of twins. When you forget to do your homework, the teacher never gets after you.

Person 1: Hey, what’s your next class?
Person 2: French class...

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