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Guys on gay hookup sites who get off on the idea of man-on-man sex, but are afraid actually do it. Instead, they message guys and masturbate while "planning" a hookup (where, when, who's going to do what to whom). Once they get off, they disappear (either go offline or delete profile) only to re-appear a few days or weeks later to do it again.
"Had another masturb-planner message me on Grindr today. Disappeared after I told him I was totally into all the things he liked, I have a 10" dick and was free now"
A shocking overproduction of snot that is impossible to conceal or contain.
OMG - did you see that phlegmboyant guy on the subway? There was a puddle of snot forming around him.
(Noun): Defined by, consisting of, or moving in a manner of an asshole.
I don't know what his problem is but that was totally rectalinear of him.