hydro-flasking

the process of covering something in an obnoxious array of stickers

After I put the tape over my webcam, I got carried away and started hydro-flasking my entire laptop.

Shrektify

to rectify something by making it Shrek-related.

I felt the need to shrektify my friend's birthday party by installing Shrek paper plates.

Froke

The past tense of freak

You froke me out.

One-hit Blunder

When an artist is recognized for only one song, and that song failed in the sense that it's only enjoyed ironically or as a torture device

Rick Astley, Smash Mouth, and Darude could each be considered a one-hit blunder

Yeeted

The true past tense of yeet. I know it's uninspired, but it makes the most sense.

If the past tense of fleet is fleeted, the past tense of yeet is yeeted.

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FOMO

A few things:
-Fear of missing out
-Fear of missed opportunities
-Fear of maniacal overlords
-Fear of massive obliteration

I watch the news to quell my fomo, only for it to bring forth every other kind of fomo.