Freya

Freya is a petite, submissive mademoiselle living in Luxembourg. She's fairly average really, i don't even know why i'm writing about her. I think it's because one might be inclined to feel sorry for Freya, you see Freya's a gare crack addict, it really is a sorry state to be in. Her addiction got so bad that she ended up failing GCSE maths.

Stranger 1: "Who's that wench over there?
Stranger 2: "Oh, didn't you know? That's gare's notorious crackhead Freya."
Stranger 1: "Ah yes of course, the one that failed GCSE maths."