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To wash with a vague or regretful longing for how one used to wash. To wistfully remember washing the way one used to back in the day.
Since the Corona virus hit, my hands are raw⦠Dude... it makes me wash nostalgic.
Connecting with family and friends on a smart phone using Zoom.
"I used to be jealous of my friends with iPhones. Now that I'm sheltering-in-place, I put Zoom on my Android and I can video Zoom with my friends! We call it ZoomTime!"
Sickness or ill effects from excessive compulsive cleaning with noxious cleaning products.
"Jasmine got sick from sniffing spray disinfectant. #coronacleaning disease"
What you call Google when you've got GoDaddy on the brain.
I just looked it up on GooDaddy.. Oops... I mean Google. Brain fart...
Google's new nickname if Google ever buys GoDaddy.
"If Google buys GoDaddy they'll totes be the new GooDaddy."
Bobblehead or bobble figurine shaped like a hog.
Johnny just stuck a hogbobble on the dash of his new monster Camaro.
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Someone who vigorously supports their country from the comfort of their couch.
"As a true couch potatriot, I stayed home during Corona virus and watched the news every minute⦠Man⦠if only I had more toilet paper!"
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