Not So Devil Potato

A Not So Devil Potato is one of the best people you will ever get the chance to meet. She is; Sweet, caring, smart, strong-minded, persistent, level headed and courageous. She will always find a way to display her affection in a time of panic or need, as she is THAT brilliant. When met face to face with a Not So devil Potato, you will encounter a feeling of achievement, her excellence might even rub off on you, causing her to be blinded by her own light but seeing the beauty in which she has created in another. Even if she is unable to see said beauty in herself, she will always be able to see the magnificence displayed within her friends and family. If you know a Not So Devil potato whom may be into you, make sure you attend to her and feel righteous standing beside her, as you have reached the unattainable and this is a once in a lifetime occurrence. when with a Not So Devil Potato, you shall never let her go as it shows utter stupidity after you have done so and sorry but she ain't coming crying back to you.

I wish I was Not So Devil Potato
If only I had a Not So Devil Potato to comfort me