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Incest. See also bedroom sports.
When Lassen County has blackouts for up to four days in subzero weather and whole families get bored, there's nothing to do but play indoor sports. I dare say they don't stay bored.
3π 43π
Something so good to look at, that your eyes don't need any more to look at.
Those tweens are an eye full.
17π 12π
A naive, usually preteen lolita that an older guy flirts with, with or without pedosexual intentions.
Watch out! Your girlfriend in training is starting to wear a bra.
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A contest to see who can eliminate the very best.
See mommy! Me go doody big time! Change me.
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I should be twelve.
I like girls, just don't expect me to say it out loud.
I hate 'em too - very loudly.
I didn't mean to, somebody pushed me!
School days are way too looooong.
Weekends are way too short and not enough of 'em.
Is it Lunch yet?
Who taped thumb tacks to my chair seat?!?
I wanna drive it!
But I want one with a motor on it!
Where's the food?
OK, the can's open. Now what?
They are not from K Mart!
Hey! You ever played with a Harry Potter Broomstick? No, I mean played with one.
Do I gotta do math today?
Who cares who was President in 1841?!? He's dead ya know!
Oh, wow! Stephanie's bending over! Nnnnniiiiiicccccceeeee!
I don't think I'll ever be old enough to get away with that.
If the doctor puts his hand under boys' balls and says to cough, what does he do to girls, grab their tits and say to fart?
See? I would make a great twelve-year-old. Been there, done that. Being twelve is wasted on people who will spend a whole year learning how to be twelve and when they finally get it right, they turn thirteen and have to start over. Being twelve should be reserved for people who already know how.
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1. Wannabe teachers who fill in when regular teachers are unavailable. During strikes, are called SCABs. Usually lost without lesson plans, and serve more as adult supervision than in teaching capacities. If they attempt to teach, they frequently contradict what the regular teacher has taught. Also known as subs.
2. Prostitutes hired for the purpose of teaching uninitiated kids about the birds and the bees by friends orredneck rents who can't figure out any better way to get the lesson across, or perhaps because they want to watch and learn a thing or three themselves.
That sub we had today was a real substitute teacher.
58π 25π
Inappropriately appropriated gratification; ill-gotten getting off. Derived from underwear, that being the usual location of the pleasure derived from underwarez, and warez.
That is a broad definition. Depending upon circumstances, the specific meaning could be anything from shaking hands with the unemployed, to cheating on your partner, to incest.
Not with your sister, you jerk! That's underwarez!
Don't stick your hand in your underwarez in public!
Stop shopping at the middle school, there's nothing there but underwarez!
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