Fartnado

Passing gas, usually in a smaller room, that is trapped by the spinning of the ceiling fan.

I thought the fan would help, but it seems we've been caught up in a fartnado, Dear.

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drinkercising

Daily neighborhood walk with a large glass of alcoholic beverage.

"Honey I feel fat today so will you make dinner while I go drinkercising? Be back in, hell I don't know, it depends how many refills the neighbors give me."