School Shooters

Your friendly neighborhood emo kid. Specimen tends to develop mental instability by getting bullied a lot, and/or residing in a terrible family environment. Each emo kid will reach a breaking point in which they unlock their father's forbidden closet, and take out the "dangerous boom boom stick" your father told you to never use. The events leading up to this usually involve multiple murders located within a public school. Alternatively, instead of shooting, the specimen will use the "dangerous boom boom stick" on themselves and promptly end their life.

*Most specimens are observed in the United States of America*
**Side note: Video Games have been researched to not be the cause of any of these cases. That's right Christian mothers, you can't blame your bad parenting on a $500 PS4 Pro

Christian Mother 1: I heard there was a terrible shooting in Florida
Christian Mother 2: Those darn School Shooters. It's all cuz of them video games and satanic anime

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God

(not to be confused with "a god")
Your all-loving, fag-hating, omnipotent, watches you beat off, all powerful, genocide starting imaginary best friend

christian whitebread: How dare you speak against God?! You bastardly heathen!
atheist (or agnostic) chad: Which god?
christian whitebread: The bible one! The real one!
atheist chad: you mean the discriminating genocide starter?

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Bathroom

originally designed as a room for sanitary use. It was later viciously throttled and adapted into a social breeding ground for xXVapeLordsXx and under-aged horn rabbits that do not understand the meaning of chastity

Original use of Urinals and/or toilets: U N K N O W N (adapted use: throwing away gum or vomiting)
Original use of stalls: To surround toilets (adapted use: the wargrounds and trenches of utter horniness

male horn rabbit: wanna stik mai pp rod into your hoo-hah
female horn rabbit: sure, but lets do it in the bathroom

VapeLord 1: bruh i got some mango pods
VapeLord 2: sick bro lets go to the bathroom to puff them clouds

Homosexual

Homosexual**: A person that has an attraction for a person of the same gender

However, there are other definitions for this word

(For religious persons): Sinful heretics that must be viciously slaughtered

(Leftists): Superior, and beautiful beings

(Gamers): People who disagree with them on what games are best

*see faggot

Gamertag:PeanutButter2017: You play League of Legends? You're a fucking homosexual
Gamertag:Cyborne: lmao fuk u

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