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When you text yo' girl before having sex, telling her you have condoms, and then while mid-sex you lean down and whisper in her ear "Sike!"
I gave my girl The Prank Call 18 years ago... still paying child-support.
When you cut off your hand while it's inside your girl (or guy).
I gave Vanessa The Anakin, it was the easy way out
While fisting a girl you are not married to, you drop a live grenade in her and run into the arms of Jesus Christ.
I gave Veronica the Holy Hand Grenade last night, it was a blast!