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It is a high school in Skokie, IL. It is a semi-suburban high school in Cook County, very close to Chicago. It is a high school that is shared between Skokie, Lincolnwood, Niles, and Morton Grove. Niles North and Main East are the other high schools within that area of the Chicagoland area, but that's a whole different story. Niles West does a good job at disciplining students because punk ass teenagers so close to Chicago need plenty of discipline at that age. The faculty tries to show you what life is like after high school as an attempt to show the reality of the world. It is a great place once you finish your freshman year which is pure torture when you are under developed, smaller, and don't know what the hell is going on. But for the latter 3 years of high school, it runs much more smoothly.
Ross: Hello? Didn't you read Lord of the Rings in high school?
Joey: No, I had sex in high school.
Ross: Well, all students at Niles West had to read Lord of the Rings. O wait, or is that Lord of the Flies?
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It is a high school in Skokie, IL. It is a semi-suburban high school in Cook County, very close to Chicago. It is a high school that is shared between Skokie, Lincolnwood, Niles, and Morton Grove. Niles North and Main East are the other high schools within that area of the Chicagoland area, but that's a whole different story. Niles West does a good job at disciplining students because punk ass teenagers so close to Chicago need plenty of discipline at that age. The faculty tries to show you what life is like after high school as an attempt to show the reality of the world. It is a great place once you finish your freshman year which is pure torture when you are under developed, smaller, and don't know what the hell is going on. But for the latter 3 years of high school, it runs much more smoothly.
Ross: Hello? Didn't you read Lord of the Rings in high school?
Joey: No, I had sex in high school.
Ross: Well, all students at Niles West had to read Lord of the Rings. O wait, or is that Lord of the Flies?
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Hot mom means sexy mom; deduce that to mean mom I'd like to have sex with; regard that statement as Mother I'd Like to Fuck, hence the terminology: MILF.
Joey: Wow, Ross, your ex-wife Carol is one hot mom.
Ross: You're talking about my son's mother.
Joey: Hey, I call 'em as a I see 'em. I'm sure Susan will agree that she's a MILF.
Ross: Shut up!
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From pop cultural references like Jay Leno's Tonight Show, Blagojevich has come to be a jerk off who sells someone's senate seat secretly, pretending to be blissfully unaware of the fact that he is doing it. Awkwardly enough, Blagojevich's name actually rhymes with what he is. Like Jay Leno said, Blagojevich is a son-of-a-bitch. Each word is four syllables and pronounced very similarly. The real offending part about Blagojevich's actions are that he tried to sell a black guy's senate seat, which alludes to American history of when blacks where bought, sold, and traded. To pull a Blagojevich means to sell one's senate seat; to do something without thought; to be a jerk off; to be blissfully unaware of doing something wrong, while in fact, he is doing it deliberately.
Joey: Hey Rachel, I have never been able to say Blagojevich, until Jay Leno reminded me that it rhymes with son-of-a-bitch.
Rachel: O, really.
Phoebe: Me too. Whenever I want to pronounce Blagojevich's name, I have to say son-of-a-bitch, first.
Rachel: I guess you are what you rhyme with.
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