taco bell

A poor excuse for Mexican food.

Common "Mexican" food eaten by gringos that need to hit up an actual taco place and pay for some authentic food instead of that crap you call "Taco" Bell.

Diarrhea doesn't follow, also.

I ate some Taco Bell, and woke up a weapon of ass destruction so powerful the bathroom was quarantined for months before it was safe to go in again.

Afterwards, I went to a local taco place and ate some tacos that were actually pretty good. Thankfully, my crap came out solid.

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