stipdick

Someone who brags about having a 6 foot long dick, when they actually have a millimeter peter and don't want to disgrace every man in mother Russia. The best way to tell if someone is trying compensate for their tick tac is if they have a long staff. An example is any wizard from lord of the rings.

Gandalf is a real stipdick.

Inhale My Cane

A Christmas code to your special someone for a good suck.

Hey Honey, since it´s Christmas will you inhale my cane?