shitty deal

when someones luck goes down the shitter you say: shitty deal

drew: man that guy just took my girl
me: shitty deal

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intubate

While someone is sucking your cock, you let go of a massive, stinky fart. The cock-sucker is then forced to try to breathe through their mouth (therefore through your cock), rather than their nose.

I was super relaxed and let one go. I ended up having to intubate her!

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