Hand Bang

A sexual process of giving your partner a hand job but before they ejactulate you punch then in the genitals

Give them a H.J. but before they E.J. you punch them in the B.

I was having an excellent time until I was given a really rough Hand Bang.

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Hush Puppies

When you pull your pockets out so they look like Hush Puppie dog ears. Predominantly used on sweat pants that have been cut to make sweat shorts. It eliminates pick pocketing, makes you look original, refuses to let change fall out of your pocket, and gives you an excuse to reach in your pants all day.

Hush Puppies are the safest and most effective way to wear pants, if you need to wear pants.

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