Sans

lazy ass skeleton from undertale. you know the one.

Sans: hey pap, how do french skeletons say hello?
Papyrus: hmm idk, how do they say hello?
Sans: they say- bonejour
Papyrus: ... why do u hurt me in this way

pineaples

damn u dont know how to spell pineapples? ur a loser

learn how to spell like god damn
pineaples my ass