Andy

A total man-whore who goes to community college but hits on high school girls because he can't get pussy his own age.

Oh crap, here comes Andy! He's a total man-whore who goes to community college but hits on high school girls because he can't get pussy his own age!

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Laws of salvage

Commonly used in lunch rooms, these are the words said when one has a food item that they do not wish to consume. One says "laws of salvage" and throws the item into the center of the table, allowing anyone who wants said item to take it as their own.

Guy: I dont want this apple. *toss* Laws of salvage!

All: *scramble for apple*

My dick and balls are out.

A response to someone telling you about their nerdy accomplishments, but only if said accomplishments involve numbers. This response has the dual purpose of freaking the person out to stop them from telling you their nerdy thing, and telling them your own accomplishment.

NOTE: One's personal dick and balls do NOT have to be out to say this, nor does one even have to be male.

Nerd: Alright, only 3746 more experience points untill I'm level 99!

Cool guy: My dick and balls are out.

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roru

Interjection: "lol" in Japanese. Used to express something that's funny in a Japanese way. Pronounced ROH-roo.

This latest episode of Azumanga Daioh was hilarious! Roru!

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