sole shrimp

Noun

A tiny crustacean found in humid environments that thrives in the soles of shoes worn by nasty as fuck people. The Southern Maryland variety is especially at home in Hurley flip flops and Crocs, while the northern variety prefers a more secure sole covering. Most are very small, while a few become titans of an insole, monopolizing resources and choking the weak.

"Dont step in that puddle, its infested with sole shrimp"

"Why are there sole shrimp on my dashboard?"